Here’s something to consider when Republican mouthpieces say that children raised under the tutelage of a heterosexual couple fair better than those raised under the tutelage of a gay couple.

There is no law to prevent a parent from bringing the following into the home of their impressionable and naïve toddler: a 9mm handgun loaded with a 14 shot clip, 40 pounds of bacon, a 4 year subscription to Hustler, a case of Yukon Jack, a carton of unfiltered Camel cigarettes, and a Christmas stocking stuffed with coal. Should there be?

Here’s something to consider when Republican mouthpieces say that John Kerry betrayed veterans when he spoke of atrocities committed in Vietnam in 1971.

Abu Fucking Ghraib, Bitch.