Fictional classified memo issued from the office of George W. Bush to Gov. Jeb Bush (FL):

Bro: Wassap! Looks like you got weather. No worries. We've already put together a package to deliver a gazillion dollars in Florida pork. It'll be wrapped in an airtight FEMA bill. Use is wisely muchacho (wink, wink). See you in November! Yours, W.

PS: If the storms happen to create a particularly picturesque pile of rubble, cordon the area and get a bullhorn ready.