Charles Krauthammer, darling of Fox News and Satan, gives his thoughts about what may come next in World War III the conflict in the Middle East:

There are only two things that will stop the Iranian nuclear program: revolution from below or an attack on its nuclear facilities.

The country should be ripe for revolution.  The regime is detested. But the mullahs are very good at police-state tactics. The long-awaited revolution is not happening.

Which makes the question of preemptive attack all the more urgent.  Iran will go nuclear during the next presidential term. … There may be no deus ex machina.  If nothing is done, a fanatical terrorist regime openly dedicated to the destruction of the "Great Satan" will have both nuclear weapons and the terrorists and missiles to deliver them.  All that stands between us and that is either revolution or preemptive strike.

Both of which, by the way, are far more likely to succeed with 146,000 American troops and highly sophisticated aircraft standing by just a few miles away -- in Iraq.

Anyone want to enlist for that one?  Or better yet, how about giving an enlistment to a friend or family member as a gift?  You can pick from a wide variety of armed services, and enlistments can now be renewed online free of charge.  Not sure?  I understand.  Just wait a few months and we'll fill you in on all the reasons why Iran is a terrific place to die.  You probably weren't aware that Iranians are freedom-hating monsters that, if given the slightest opportunity, would slaughter your family, flatten the statue of liberty, and feast on bald eagle-kabobs while crapping on the American flag.  Worry not, because over the next few months the Bush administration and the sycophantic jackals at Fox News and the Wall Street Journal will fill you in on all the details.

ADDENDUM:  I'm sorry, but "All that stands between us and that is either revolution or preemptive strike"….what the fuck!?  All the tools of diplomacy are already off the table apparently.  Guys like Krauthammer are the worst forms of vermin on the planet.  This idiot should be exiled…permanently.