Yesterday was my last class of the spring quarter, and now I'm relatively obligation-free for the next 13 weeks. That means more reading, more seeing movies, more blogging.
I've also started my summer project to put all of my schoolwork from the past two years online. So far I only have one class posted, but it contains a favorite project, Arlo's Terrible Tuesday.
I'll admit that this project has a bad side to it. When I had my big hard drive crash a few weeks ago, I lost a great deal of work from the past two years. Not only am I putting this stuff up for everyone to see, I'm also recreating a lot of old artwork, and perhaps revising it for the better.
I'll let you know when I have more posted.
UPDATE:
Dear Mr. Arlo Olra, Palindromized Quaker:
Your "Terrible Tuesday" piece is truly magnificent. The capstone photo of you crouched by the table, huffing madly on a cigarette and orchestrating Precious Moments figures is priceless. Now, stop wasting your fucking time on retarded little design projects and start employing your talents towards a more noble goal: changing the world. You fucking pecker.
Yours truly,
Ms. Vulva Latifa Spank
2001 Bukkake Queen (Runner-up)
Van Nuys, CA
Okay, Ms. Spank, I'll start changing world by starting with you. Bukkake is only erotic to men who wish to see women demeaned and brutalized. It gratifies an unsatisfied gang rape mentality that lays dormant in emotionally destitute men. Therefore, the trick to becoming bukkake queen is only to smile at the beginning. Then, gradually put on airs of coy confusion, culminating into breast-heaving fear, and finally defeated exhaustion, collapsing with a resounding splat. Follow these steps, and you'll get the jism-dripping tiara that's coming on you. Sorry, at you. No, wait, to you. Yes, coming to you.


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