What happens when progressive nerds with excellent knowledge of Flash and ActionScript and an unhealthy obsession with their childhood heroes do tons of drugs while having unfettered access to their Powerbooks?

BUSHGAME.COM - THE ANTI-BUSH ONLINE ADVENTURE

Only you can help a pixelated, isometrically-illustrated Hulk Hogan, Mr. T, and overweight He-Man defeat the evil GOP and their secret weapon -- noted compassionate conservative Voltron. And with such ingenious, thought-provoking images as Voltron obscenely buggering the Statue of Liberty twice in the introduction, I can only imagine how the rest of the game plays out.

I'm not dissing it -- I downloaded it.

UPDATE: A reader's reaction to the game:

Freaking hilarious.  And for the record, Voltron buggers Lady Liberty three times in the intro.  Not two.

I played up to the first Boss fight with Tom Ridge.  His special weapon involves launching pieces of duct tape at Mr. T from a roller gun.