My new favorite song (6.5MB MP3). Background info.

A few weeks ago, I was on the phone getting an installation code from Quark for their Draconian copy protection mechanism on QuarkXPress. I was certainly connected to a call center in India. He tried so hard to sound American. At the end of the conversation, when I confirmed that I needed no other assistance, he said, "Thank you, sir. Have a good time."

"Have a good time." Not "day." Not "afternoon." "Time."

Maybe you had to be there. You know, in India.