Dick Cheney is a fucker. A fucking fuckwit fucker. And he can fuck off and go fuck himself and fuck a duck, that fuck.

Oh, no, I'm not being crass. According to Dick Cheney's spokesman, I'm merely engaging in a "frank exchange of views" with the VP. And that exchange of views was fucking frank.

I hope someone videotaped it and can broadcast it so Cheney is fined by the FCC. You know, the Fucking Communications Commission.

By the way... fuck.