The countdown has run down. Gentlemen, the Olsen Twins have turned 18. And considering their current success as actors, we can expect a Playboy spread soon. Hot damn!

Well, perverts, don't let your boners get too hard. Considering the girls are filthy rich, it may be a few years before they've blown all of their money on cocaine and have to pose like this naked to pay their bills.

The Olsen Twins have made a hugely successful career out of boring children and cockteasing grown men for years. Now that they're 18, will anyone care? They can't act, it's no longer wrong to lust after them, and unless they're incestuous lesbians, at some point they'll have to stop touching each other so much. Look at Britney Spears. The only thing that's popular anymore about her is the ideaof Britney Spears, the 16-year-old who danced down the school hallway and sang straight to your pedophile heart. No matter how wholesome the Olsen Twins may be, their handlers knew exactly what they were doing every time they told Mary-Kate and Ashley to hug as if they were in carnal embrace. Now that they're legal, where's the forbidden thrill?

So to all you perverts out there who have been waiting for the Olsen Twins to turn 18 and now that they have you're depressed -- there's still Hillary Duff.