Anyone bothering to read this is unlikely to learn anything new in Fahrenheit 9/11. The suspicious connections that link the Bush administration to Saudi oil interests, the Carlyle Group, and Enron (among others) are all well documented and hardly revelatory. Still, it's a good flick. Moore isn't a fanatic or a fringe voice – he's just a guy with huge balls. When you see footage of effete and squirrelly congressmen scampering away from him in fear, it becomes clear that what really ticks people off about Moore is that he's fuckin' relentless. Or maybe I've got it all wrong. Reader mail:

There's nothing funnier than crybaby liberals crying about how scairt they are of fighting. It should be called Fahrenheit Boo Hoo Hoo: The Temperature at Which Pussies Cry.

UPDATE: Hi, this is Arlo. Normally I wouldn't edit one of Kelly's posts. After all, they're usually better than mine. I only wanted to point out that this post marks the 666th post on ...like you really care.... Hail Satan.