Rush Limbaugh, never one to disappoint, is in rare form these days. Here's a blurb from his website – one that is proudly bolded and set apart – which emanates a pungent blast of Limbaughstank:

…even if this is legitimate, I do not think that this is representative of my country. But if this is what it takes to beat these people (bangs table) then by God that's what it takes -- and that's what it comes down to, to me (bangs table).

Goddamnit if that doesn't make me want to spread my rump cheeks and stuff an apple pie up my cornhole! America needs more table-banging maniacs like Limbaugh. To borrow from the Ace of Spades, I like to think of Rush as a right-wing Greenpeace... for evil.