Hi-ya! I'll let you try my Rumsfeld style.

Contrary to popular wisdom, I don't think Rumsfeld should be fired for the recent Iraqi hostage humiliations. That's simply not enough. The whole administration needs to be fired. Let's not waste our time on Rummy when we should be pointing the finger at the guy who hired him. Oh, and that guy's puppet George Bush.

On another note, when I took a summer workshop in Tai Chi in high school, my buddy Dan and I came up with some of our own stances. My favorite was "Finger Young Monkey." "Buttfuck Tiger" was too crass and not quite as clever.