A Like You Really Care public service announcement:

Right now, somewhere in the 518 area code in New York, there's a very cute, waifish 18-year-old girl who wants you no matter who you are:

I've always liked shy, possibly dorky boys, but ever since I was about thirteen I've been just twitterpated with cynical, sometimes married older men. Total strangers in almost-public places are unspeakably sexy to me. Maybe I'm sexually compulsive or something, but late-night impromptu phone booth shaggings just *happen* to me...

This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for a reader in New York to stop studying his Monster Manual and compiling the latest Linux kernal, head to a phone booth, and get a hot piece of ass. C'mon, guys, grab it before she gets syphilis.