Today, Fark -- come for the Photoshop contests, stay for the boobies -- links to a New York Daily News gossip column. Fark links to it with, "Daryl Hannah says she's suing Playboy over this month's photos." Like I said -- Farkers love their boobies.

But scroll down that article to the seventh item on the page. Past Justin Timberlake, Cameron Diaz, the Boston Red Sox, and Uma Thurman, you'll find Christie Todd Whitman, former New Jersey governor and former head of the EPA for George Bush.

Christie Todd Whitman freely slams former boss President Bush for giving a $1 billion contract to Halliburton - headed by Vice President Cheney from 1995 to 2000 - to fix Iraqi oil wells.

"That was dumb," Whitman tells Nancy Collins in the November Harper's Bazaar. "Why in God's name [would] you let that happen? Halliburton may be the best people to do the job, but you have to bid it, because it just looks terrible."

Terrible, indeed. Suspicious, even.

But item number seven? Our priorities are sad sometimes, are they not?