From my pal Temple:

This just in from a friend here in Bend. Which prompted me to submit my own:

"I'm a Republican because democracy is for sissies."

C'mon, everybody! Let's all play!
-T
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You can submit photos and testimonials for consideration to appear with President Bush on a forthcoming CNBC and Fox television show called "Republican Values TV." The process involves a testimonial demonstrating "why YOU are a Republican."
Here's the link:

http://www.republicantv.org

Here's the testimonial I submitted:

"I'm a Republican because I love corruption, dirty money, lying to the American people, cheating my way into office, awarding lucrative contracts to the corporations I serve, closing America's schools so Halliburton can build new schools in Iraq, threatening the lives of Amercian CIA operatives, gutting veterans' benefits, driving the nation into record debt, bombing innocent people who live near oil reserves, raping the public's natural resources for profit, mailing phony forged propaganda letters from U.S. soldiers in Iraq, destroying the Bill of Rights, violating international law, defying the United Nations to 'enforce a UN resolution' and butchering the English language.

Thank you, hope I make it on the show."

If you submit to them, feel free to also send them my way. I'll post the good ones here.