Discovered via Cruel Site of the Day, Rush Limbaugh sings his smash hit I'm a Nazi (1.7MB MP3). The Martha Stewart one is pretty funny, too; they're all here.

And yet, this page is missing my all-time favorite audio collage, Ronald and Nancy Reagan proclaiming that "Drugs open your eyes to life." (350K WAV)

On another note, I'd like to publicly thank all of my friends who celebrated my birthday with me on Wednesday evening despite the Cubs (inevitable?) loss to the Florida Marlins. It's good to know who my true friends are.

One last thing, for the record: Close your eyes. Imagine Bertolt Brecht wrote a Kung Fu film. Intrigued. Now open your eyes and go see Kill Bill right now.