Neal Pollack's response to the FCC deregulation ruling is very funny. To wit:

...An excess of information, if controlled by a excess of providers, inevitably leads to public confusion, followed by free thought and free elections. This can never be healthy for a country fortunate enough to be led by a man sent by God to bring peace and prosperity to all corners of the earth willing to practice abstinence before marriage.

Ah, satire. When done well, it always provides me with a turgid member.