Y'know, we're not the only country that thinks they have a manifest destiny for imperialism. Here is a hint of what our 2004 election will be like, barring a miracle.

Speaking of war mongering scoundrels with more power than they deserve, King George II is going to give a little speech tonight. Count on him not to say "oil" in the entire speech. I'm hoping to get out of class soon enough to watch it and get my hands on some Zanax so I don't throw my television through the window.

Oh, and Apple slashed their prices. "Arlo, you keep talking about how much you love Apple computers. When are you going to buy one?" Like you really care, but I can finally answer that question. Daddy's going to buy a PowerBook for graduation.

Yes, that almost two years away, and who knows what Apple will have by then. But I look at it this way: my Athlon XP 1700+ is serving me well, and we almost exclusively use Macs at school. After I graduate, I will be Mac-less. Before I lose the student discount, I'll make my purchase and a congratulations to myself. I think that's a good deal, don't you?