Kevin Mitnick can finally use the Internet.

If you're not familiar with Kevin Mitnick, reading the linked article, should fill you in a little bit. He didn't almost start a nuclear war, but he did steal a lot of proprietary software. However, he took the fall for a new type of crime in the '80s that was difficult for laymen to understand and simply scaring the bejeesus out of everyone.

Now you can buy the computers he did it with. It's a little beat up, but I'm guessing it has historical significance. And if someone's willing to drop $14,000 on an Apple I, then I don't think Mr. Mitnick will have a problem selling his old 486s.

In other news, if you thought injecting faces with botulism poison was vain, now it'll help your armpits. Yes, some people are stinky, but it's probably because they don't eat right or shower often enough. I know that over the weekend, I ate a lot of this chili that I made, and I stunk despite showering. It wore off, and I took a shower, but I didn't go get a Botox injection. Nor would I. Are we all suddenly becoming Michael Jackson?