The Democrats don't stand a chance in 2004. Biden, Daschle, Gephardt, and Lieberman are pussies. Kerry has a face made for radio. Edwards is a possiblity, but he has no foreign policy experience, and since by 2004 we'll be mired in a war with Iraq and fending off the retaliation of suicide bombers at every local mall in the country, a changing of the guard will not be in Joe Lunchbox's best interest.

My money is on Gov. Howard Dean of Vermont. Governors theoretically make better presidents because they have executive experience, and that executive experience is focused on people. Howard Dean cut taxes in Vermont and still paid off a state deficit and created jobs. He cares deeply about environmental issues and women's issues. And you've got to give props to any political candidate from a major party who has the balls to say this:

One of our biggest security threats is our energy policy. The money which helped finance Osama bin Laden's attacks was our money. Because of our dependence on Middle East oil, the U.S. sent money to Saudi Arabia, which was used in part to fund the fundamentalist Islamic schools in Pakistan and elsewhere which teach hatred of Christians, Jews and Americans. These schools have become fertile recruiting territory for Al Qaeda.

That statement alone skewers King George's foreign policy and could turn the tide in the election should Operation Enduring Obfuscation turn sour.

I encourage all two or three of you who occasionally read this site to learn more about Howard Dean. He may be our only hope to regain civility and common sense for this nation.

On another note, yesterday I said I wasn't ruling out the Raelians yet. Today, I did.