It's no surprise to me that Southwest is the only airline that is turning a profit. I flew American on Friday on a business trip, and the plane leaving Columbus, OH, was an hour-and-a-half late. But did they do anything to expedite our trip? NO. Southwest would have rushed us on, taken our drink orders during takeoff, and flown at supersonic speeds to make up for lost time. But American just took it business as usual. They're just lucky I didn't miss the Sleater-Kinney concert that night.

Coming soon: The Sea Monkey Cam!