It's been seven years since O.J. Simpson was acquitted of murder. Perhaps he'll find the real killers soon. In the meantime, he needs to learn to swing through and not just simply hack at the golf ball as if he were chopping firewood. Or stabbing his wife.

FOR THE RECORD: Commercial art is not fine art. I don't remember who said it -- I think it was Chip Kidd -- commercial art solves problems; fine art creates them. I just needed to get that off my chest before I punched somebody.