I'm starting to wonder how well a Sea Monkey cam would do. These things are currently no bigger than what would be a pixel. I can hardly see them, but I can no doubt detect moving dots.

But now I've got a Web cam. And in the spirit of this page's title, I think I may just point it at myself. Yeah, Web cams are so 1998 at this point, but I don't care. Y'know, why the Hell not?