Just because a school lets anyone in shouldn't mean that they just hire anyone to work in their accounting office. With the amount of money my tuition costs, you'd think they could afford to pay people who know how to read memos. Since my incessant screaming at ILIA's accounting administrators seems to make no headway, I've decided to blame the Skull and Bones society. Come and get me, you Ivy League Satanists!

"He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he's our son-of-a-bitch." Considering how much Bush Sr. had to do with helping Hussein come to power and develop weapons, it's not surprising who Bush Jr. might put in his place. So much for "regime change".